I finally made it home, what a travel day yesterday! But when I finally made it to my parents house around midnight, my mom was still awake. What's great, is any time we spend time with my mom = she will have some clever gems.
Here is a key for you to fully get the situation:
puki - Tagalog for Vagina
Oriental - extremely unPC, but my mom is old school and no matter how many times I correct her that we are Asian = it doesn't work
Americans - basically this is referred to all white people
Here is one of them:
Mom: Oriental puki's are fat, but have a small hole. Americans puki's are flat, but they have a big hole.
Me: How do you know this?
Mom: I worked in a nursing home, and I saw puki's all the time.
As a person that works in Higher Education, I often find myself doing things in the "Other Duties as Assigned" category which basically describes my life. In fact, this picture is of me counting down after I just shoved 23 students into a volkswagon bug... like I said, other duties as assigned...
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
staycation
I have had an uneventful staycation. Uneventful as it was, there were a few things that made me laugh/happy:
- My FIL saying that I was wasting away... seriously, the man called me fat a few years ago.
- My nephew James giving me a carnation on Valentines Day by saying: "This is for Aunt Lisa, my mom got it at the beer store"
- James:"the beer store"
Me: "What?"
James: "The 'B - eer' store"
Me: "Oh, the beer store" I thought he was going to spell it out and I was in awe since he is only 4. - My hubby getting me a mani/pedi from a favorite salon for valentines day followed by a great dinner!
- Babysitting my 2 year old nephew Connor, and him trying to say "google" and "parade" It's the cutest thing.
- Learning to sew a casting, seriously, awesome.
- Shipping out my shirts for my tshirt quilt that will take about 3 - 4 months to get back. Just in time for hot summer.
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