I finally made it home, what a travel day yesterday! But when I finally made it to my parents house around midnight, my mom was still awake. What's great, is any time we spend time with my mom = she will have some clever gems.
Here is a key for you to fully get the situation:
puki - Tagalog for Vagina
Oriental - extremely unPC, but my mom is old school and no matter how many times I correct her that we are Asian = it doesn't work
Americans - basically this is referred to all white people
Here is one of them:
Mom: Oriental puki's are fat, but have a small hole. Americans puki's are flat, but they have a big hole.
Me: How do you know this?
Mom: I worked in a nursing home, and I saw puki's all the time.
As a person that works in Higher Education, I often find myself doing things in the "Other Duties as Assigned" category which basically describes my life. In fact, this picture is of me counting down after I just shoved 23 students into a volkswagon bug... like I said, other duties as assigned...
